oi baka
Moyashi and me being bored made this in philosophy:
Me is Kandachanx3 
as 
Jenny is moyashi: Jenny as 
K:"Oi Baka What's up?"
A:"What?"
K:"Look up Baka" (actually there was just L.P)
A:"... you're ill? You're not complainin' 'bout anythin'?"
K:"I'm but it wouldn't help so *hehe* punishment later 
"
A:"~.~ forget it... after yesterday I'm ill... i'm so wounded 'cause of You!!!"
K:"Screw You! Who begged for more? Stupid dumb ass moyashi! >3<"
A:"You asshole! You made me screaming you goddamn pervert. I'm not even 18! This is a crime!!" *jenny-moyashi is actually older and as me and already 18*
K:"It's not! You wanted it and YOU didn't want me to stop... and YOU screamed *laughs*"
A:"I'm going to tell Komui that you raped me!!"
K: " And than? Linalee will beg him to see it, to make her doujinshis... you dirty little moyashi..."
A:"You bastard! i was drunk! 'cause i failed the mission before! how dare you? You're Japanese! And i thought you were a man with honor! X-X"
K:"And before? and before that? Yeah sure you are always drunk... okay you don't want that than i'll go see lavi now"
A:"You and Lavi?... Wow I'm going to tell everyone!" (wants to leave)
K
Gets Moyashi on his collar) "Are you stupid?!"
A:"Because of what? You're the one fucking everybody... and for you... i'm helpless ( lsp: wow moyashi admited my sexiness *lmao and it sounds like me is a whore... lol)
You're cruel! aaaand a pervert!!! You said you wanted to go and see Lavi and normally you don't like him... so... i guess you're playing us all!!! So i'm telling everyone... So well maybe yes i'm stupid but whatever!!" (great you admit 
)
K:"I want to go see Lavi for a mission stupid Brat, I came to say Goodbye... Baka" (Goes out of room)
A:"...ups..."( gets back to the room and throws himself on the bed and cries... and etc) *here moyashi becomes all tragic *
Kcomes back after mission, walks into room)
Alies under the blanket and tries to pretend as if he sleeps) *snore*
K:"I know you're awake... what do you do in my room?! o.O
A:"Ähm... I... yeeees.... it was... just... I don't know" (tries not to cry again) *holly fuck what philo can make out of moyashis *
K:"Oi... just say it... you're always so big mouthed each and any day and now?!"
A:"... I'm sorry 'bout before... And i didn't recognize i was walking into your room... so... i'll go now... i think i've to discuss somethin' with Komui...( wants to leave again)"
Kstops moyashi from running away) "it's not by accident you room is two floors below and second you have cried...."
(hitches moyashi and kisses him)
well i just tipped it in as it was on the paper if you find mistakes you can keep them *but feed them well ^^*
hm whatelse? this is somehow funny we're really bored^^
xxx yours kandachanx3